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A Saudi being interviewed at the US Embassy.

Consul: "Your name please?"
Saudi: "Abdul-Aziz."
Consul: "Sex?"
Saudi: "Six times a week."
Consul: "I mean, male or female?"
Saudi: "Both male and female sometimes even camels."
Consul: "Holy cow!"
Saudi: "Yes, cows & dogs too."
Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
Saudi: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"
Consul: "Oh dear!"
Saudi: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast...!"